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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 06:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

Taraji P. Henson says Hollywood went silent after her Oscar nod—until Tyler Perry called - TheGrio

Next, they tried...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Just Forget it!

Is Jesus God almighty?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

How do I come out as queer to my best friend in a funny and stupid way?

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Eagles star Saquon Barkley stunningly hints he could retire ‘out of nowhere’ - New York Post

Catatonics & High Colonics

So they tried

Thumbs down again.

Robots run out of energy long before they run out of work to do − feeding them could change that - The Conversation

No go.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Minds and Behinds

If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?

Everyone loved it.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Billionaire YouTuber MrBeast ‘borrowing’ money from mom for his wedding - New York Post

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

What smell will you never forget?

No way

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So, the docs changed it to read

Jason Sudeikis Remembers Uncle George Wendt as “an Incredible Influence” - The Hollywood Reporter

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

The No. 1 Breakfast to Boost Heart Health, According Cardiologist - TODAY.com

Then came..

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

Why Passing on Palantir Technologies Stock (PLTR) is a Big Mistake - Yahoo Finance

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...